Saturday 12 May 2012

jokes

Beautiful Video that reveals how much fortunate we are !

A poster at a Peace rally in Mumbai:
Politicians divide us but Terrorists unite us”

Who is a Psychiatrist?
A qualified person who gives you an expensive & critical analysis about yourself, which your Spouse gives you for free, daily.

If you can’t find the right words for certain situations, just give a
smile…* Words may confuse, but a SMILE always convinces…
Notice at Church:
Do not leave your mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, girl-friends
UN-ATTENDED,   Others may think it is an answer to their prayers.

Global Recession and Financial Crisis have become so critical and serious
now days that……majority of the men have started loving their own wives!!!!!!

A Priest is called a Father
A Bishop, Your Grace
A Cardinal, Your Eminence…
Even a Pope is called as, His Highness.
But only a 36 – 24 – 36 in a Bikini is called “OH MY GOD”!

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