Pastors Ass !

 The Pastors Ass:
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
 that he entered it in the
 race again and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
 publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter
the donkey in another race.
 The next day the local paper headline
 read
 BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
 This was too much for the Bishop so he
 ordered the Pastor to get
 rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
 nearby convent.
 The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
 the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to
 get rid of the donkey so she
 sold it to a farmer for Rs10.
 The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR Rs 10.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
 ordered the Nun to buy back
 the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
 The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion
 can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life. So be yourself
and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Have a nice day!