God is contemporary !

You are asking, Michael Tomato, that CAN YOUR KISSING AND HUGGING SANNYASINS EVER ENTER HEAVEN?

I think you don’t know anything up-to-date about heaven. You must be having very old ideas.

Yes,in the old days it was difficult, but God always remains up-to-date. 
He is always contemporary.

Who else can be more contemporary than God?

In fact, now your so-called saints cannot enter into heaven, only my sannyasins.

Things are changing, Mr. Tomato. Your old idea of heaven just exists in your scriptures, in your head.

It has disappeared from existence.
I am preparing my people in the latest possible way.
They will be the first to enter.

Three nuns die and they meet at the main gate of heaven.

Saint Peter comes out and says, ”So girls! Before you come in I must ask you one question:

What did you use your pussy for when you were in the world?”
”Only for pissing!” answers the first one.
”Good, and what about you?”
he asks the second one.
”Just for pissing,” answers the second nun.
”Good,” he says and he turns to the third one.
”Well...” she starts and then hesitates. ”Ahem... well... you know... I met this nice young priest and...
he was so nice that... well, I couldn’t resist, so I gave him my pussy!”

”Okay,” says Saint Peter to the last one, ”you can come in.

But you two, I’m sorry, you’re not allowed!”

The two nuns, very offended, ask, ”Why?” and Saint Peter answers,

”Heaven is not a piss house!”

OshO 
Tao: The Golden Gate, Vol 2